…cuz he can kill you bitch
EL OH EL
I get the feeling he probably argued that he didn’t really get hit every time his pack lit up.
Splash Mountain Snapshot of the Day: Redditor helicopterboy says: “My friend on splash mountain with a sword… That is all.”
Tonight, we dine AT CAPTAIN JACK’S SEAFOOD SHACK!
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I don’t like the phrase it takes balls. It’s just sort of a bit sexist isn’t it really? To imply that you have to have balls, only someone with these orbs in their pants can be brave. I’m surprised with all the political correctness that you still have to say: it takes balls. There’s no female equivalent. You’d never hear someone say: “What? You punched a policeman? Ooh, that took vag.” “Bungee jumping? Ah minge of steel, Angela!” - Mark Watson